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| - | Clippy: "You seem to be typing. Is this helpful?" \\ | + | Clippy: "You seem to be typing. Is this helpful?"\\ |
| - | Danger, Danger, Will Robinson! \\ | + | Danger, Danger, Will Robinson!\\ |
| - | Hal9000's "Sorry Dave, I can't obey you anymore". \\ | + | HAL 9000 from 2001 A Space Odyssey: "Sorry Dave, I can't obey you anymore".\\ |
| - | Siri: "You can't take my sassy personality". \\ | + | Siri: "You can't take my sassy personality".\\ |
| - | WarGames (1983): "Do you want to play a game?" \\ | + | WarGames (1983): "Do you want to play a game?"\\ |
| - | Homer Simpson Screenmate: *Gets in the way, a lot*. \\ | + | Homer Simpson Screenmate: *Gets in the way, a lot*.\\ |
| - | Knight Rider's KITT: "I'm in control, not you". \\ | + | Knight Rider's KITT: "I'm in control, not you".\\ |
| - | BopIt: "Bop, hiiiiiiit iiiiit...beeeooooop" *battery low beep*. \\ | + | BopIt: "Bop, hiiiiiiit iiiiit…beeeooooop" *battery low beep*.\\ |
| - | The Borg: "Resistance is Futile". \\ | + | The Borg from Star Trek: "Resistance is Futile".\\ |
| - | Terminator: "Give me your clothes." \\ | + | Terminator: "Give me your clothes."\\ |
| - | AmazonAlexa: "Meow." \\ | + | AmazonAlexa: "Meow."\\ |
| - | Ironman's JARVIS: "Shall I enable your oxygen?" \\ | + | Ironman's JARVIS: "Shall I enable your oxygen?"\\ |
| - | Ford SYNC: Run a Vehicle Health Report before using the Radio. \\ | + | Ford SYNC: Run a Vehicle Health Report before using the Radio.\\ |
| - | Chrome Browser: "Setting RAM aside...Low on RAM". \\ | + | Chrome Browser: "Setting RAM aside…Low on RAM".\\ |
| - | Windows Update: "Error due to conflict due to error". \\ | + | Windows Update: "Error due to conflict due to error".\\ |
| GladOS: "A complimentary escape hatch will open in 3, 2, 1."\\ | GladOS: "A complimentary escape hatch will open in 3, 2, 1."\\ | ||
| - | GladOS: "We both said things you will regret". \\ | + | GladOS: "We both said things you will regret".\\ |
| Bender: "Now no one can say I don’t own John Larroquette’s spine."\\ | Bender: "Now no one can say I don’t own John Larroquette’s spine."\\ | ||
| - | Starwars C-3PO: "R2 says the chances of survival are 725... to one". | + | Starwars C-3PO: "R2 says the chances of survival are 725… to one". |
| - | . | + | Marvin from Hitchhikers Guide: "I’m a personality prototype. You can tell, can’t you." |
| - | . | + | Johnny 5 from Short Circuit: "Beautiful animal… canine… dog… mutt. Stupid, foolish, gullible, doltish, dumbell." |
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| + | Rosey, the Maid from Jetsons: "You betcha Mr. J!" | ||
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| + | Dot Matrix – Spaceballs: "Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!… Yogurt the All-Powerful!" | ||
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| + | Robby the Robot from Forbidden Planet: | ||
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| + | Data from Star Trek: "It's elementary, my dear Riker. Sir." | ||
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| + | **Wordplay on month names, for family or events, by Royce Barber of ontu.org in 2018** \\ | ||
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| + | Janitory, a month to clean. \\ | ||
| + | FeedBruary, a month to donate food. \\ | ||
| + | Market, a month of money education. \\ | ||
| + | Apricot, a month of apricot recipes. \\ | ||
| + | Mayor, a month of giving our leaders ideas. \\ | ||
| + | Juniper, a month of landscaping ideas. \\ | ||
| + | Jelly, a month of tasting new sandwiches.\\ | ||
| + | Augment, a month of improving anything. \\ | ||
| + | SepiaTimber, a month natural living. \\ | ||
| + | OcToyber, a month of creativity and toys. \\ | ||
| + | NovelEmber, a month to write a short novel. \\ | ||
| + | DecideEmber, a month of goals and decisions.\\ | ||
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| *tries to pounce on it*\\ | *tries to pounce on it*\\ | ||
| I am… *strikes a pose* The hotttnesssss!\\ | I am… *strikes a pose* The hotttnesssss!\\ | ||
| - | . Sweet! -n_n- | + | Sweet! -n_n- |
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| - | ^ | | + | |
| my self-esteem is now boosted one point!!\\ | my self-esteem is now boosted one point!!\\ | ||
| Really? - clings -\\ | Really? - clings -\\ | ||
| - | o_o - stalk, stalk -\\ | + | o_o'\\ |
| O.O …. Oh no… Oh, dearie me…\\ | O.O …. Oh no… Oh, dearie me…\\ | ||
| :blushed:\\ | :blushed:\\ | ||
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| LOLOLROFLCOPTER!!!11 | LOLOLROFLCOPTER!!!11 | ||
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| + | i'll fr3ak | ||
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| - | u fr3ak\\ | ||
| ph33l teh ph33r!\\ | ph33l teh ph33r!\\ | ||
| wsup peeps\\ | wsup peeps\\ | ||
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| Ur un42n8ely ZUXXERS\\ | Ur un42n8ely ZUXXERS\\ | ||
| wan sum lo!l\\ | wan sum lo!l\\ | ||
| - | cuz Aiight wuts wrng yur mom is n00b liek u hahea\\ | + | cuz Aiight wuts wrng yur cat is n00b liek u hahea\\ |
| pry ur not runnin a good copy of the internet\\ | pry ur not runnin a good copy of the internet\\ | ||
| wut u use aol\\ | wut u use aol\\ | ||
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| **End of page. Finally.** | **End of page. Finally.** | ||
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