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Silly Words and Phraises

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Introduction to Silly Words
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* This Page Contains: Silly Words/Phrases. Chat Room Lingo.
* Uses: Creative Writing. Making Education Fun. Understanding Modern Culture.
* Parental Caution: This page is only 98% compliant with this website's Family Safe Regulations.
* Content Sources: IRC Chat. deviantArt chat. Spoofs of Wikipedia. Highschool memories. G4TV. Wikipedia on Internet Meme, Computer Humor, & Web Humor.
* Related Content on RoyceBarber.com: Optimistic Words, Royce's Silly Poem, Fun Christian Sayings, Creative Thinking, Speed-Generating Stories, Grammar, Intelligent Words, Social Lingo.
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Comic Book Sound Effects, Vocal Effects, & Action Words
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Sproing!,
wa-CHOW!,
whirrrrrr,
sizzle,
woosh,
Esplodes
Licks
Ninja-Kicks
Samuri-Kicks,
Rubs,
Scratches,
Bounces,
Jump,
mew meow
growls
rawr
scream
grunt
squeals
hums
sings,
sneaks,
crawls,
rockets,
scurries, l
eaps,
walks,
runs,
hops,
chases,
flip.
phew.
woosh.
chompa.
chompy.
achoo!
smack.
whirrrrr.
ca-crash!
vroom.
gah!
slap.
shoot.
sting.
trip.
sizzle.
CHOP!
yah!(kick).
'splode.(boom).
pant
gasp
flutter
prod
probe
wince
cackle
swoop
schwoop
swoosh
grind
plop
snap
crackle
pop
wedge
grunt
nibble
Flailing
gobble
poke
chew
chomp.
-fidgets-
HIYA! (kick)
Gassspp!
KWAH!
PWN.
pwnz0red
pwnt
pwnded
pwnz0rized

Silly Words

hip
Smorgasbord
Quibble
Guesstimate
Marvalicious
Funderful
celebration
chicken
'Ello!
Cow
Corn.
Dastardly
*busts-a-move*
i like my car. *licks it.*
Emu
Eskimo
cheddah.
Innuendo.
*spppppite*.
Owwiee….
Cheers
Goat
snazzy
Grunion
Hardy
plskthxokgo
Loaf
Pants
Smörgåsbord
thingies
accessories
soaking
Sparkle
Spiffy
Spork
dizzy
Strudel
dress
Weasel
bear claws
salsa
chummy
Eh.
psh.
psht.
trip.
hmph.
go go gah gah.
bleh.
dank
feast
pizzazz
spunk
sizzle
gogo
squint
stride
shuffle
side-step
skip
prance
atta-boy!
whoa.
psychedelic
fragile
Interwebz
glitter
slave
float
starving
shifty
excursion
Propulsion
engarde!
acrobatic
antibacterial
zing!
Peace!
*sulk*
naw
Go home.
Quiet, you.
Awesome.
LIES!
Marvalicious!
crap-tastic
funky-delic
'razy
puh-lease
chow
Pwned
frisky
Booyah
pff
pshh
LMAONADE
n00b
H4X!
j00
Lollerblades
lollercoaster
Roffle Waffles
h4x3d!
Interwebs
internets
baibai
fragging
*applauds*
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Silly Sentences & Phrases
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Phunny Frase.
…freaks me out more than a Muppet waltzing in on me while I scrub my nostrils in the tub.
Tripping the Light Fantastic
Slapping Someone with a Fish
Getting Attacked by Bobcats
Holding Hands With a Female Clown
Will gladly shave your back for a nickle.
Lighting Candles with Dollar Bills
Burning Your Tongue on a Slice of Pizza
Conga Line
An Otter Cracking a Clam
*elicit disbelief!*
I vant to suck your blooo0d.
I'm like a giant pop-sickle to mosquitoes and baby scorpions.
blown up
you really know how to sweet talk a man with dainty hands.
too rich for my blood
Ha(I like the single laugh).
Sliver shiver quiver.
PAUSE THE MADNESS! while i eat gummybears. yum. ok start the madness again.
This is so good it just has to be fattening.
It’s like drinking unicorn giggles.
knead knead wubb wubb.
My ancient, Chinese secret: shoes.
I might have to hit that up.
wiggle wiggle.
yow! bug death!
calling 9-1-1 is a fraud!
you got me trippin' on rainbows.
THOSE CRAZY funksters.
you sultry minkx.
salty chainsaw.
glowing dinghy
Aye aye Cap!
generic common standard everyday miracle
Me likey, 'speshilly the esquisito li'l plushie!
*godzilla noise*.
(::)(::)(::)(::) Cookies Galore!
This Is The First Ever National “National-Days-Are-Horrid” Day.
are you sleeping on the job? i need you to be more than just eye candy around here, now look sharp!
Banana-filled.
Bowling Ball.
well ok then. -shuffles papers-. I've been waiting for this moment. yes. yes i have. corn-dogs are nice. leather isn't my thing. unless it involves corndogs, but not the microwaved ones. well now you know my weakness, my sweet tasteful weakness…oh its so tasty.
t-minus 38mins-ish…or was it 14 mins?
Steppin' right up to the microphone.
Struttin' with some Barbecue.
Happens to me all the time. (when it obviously cant).
I imagine I have just the tiniest amount of bias. microscopic.
cha-ching. … oh crumb. i'm out of grog. .. to the bat-soda-store!
i have a.d.d.d.d.d.d.d. its far worse than a.d.d.
And How!
since y'know, the camera was there and I was there .. it was destined.
Oh didley doe!!
bloo blah bleep i like robot sheep
Wage a war the likes of which have not been seen since the Greatest Pumpkin Seed Fight of '42.
Tasty Taste.
Oops… I, uh… quadruple posted…twice.
That makes 2 (hundred) of us.
Intergalactic proton powered electrical-tentacled advertising droids emporium and moon base.
What the phantom menace is that guys problem?
The following sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.
I ate fattening ice cream, oh I did, yes yes i did, with a hot fudge topping, sweet creamy ice.
smiled at a cat with a bow tie listening to the pitter patter sounds of donkeys waving pink flags all over town.
Yessss… ::diabolical plotting hand motion of choice::
Okay, fine, so I've succumbed to the lemons.
You're sucking me into a trap of deceit and tears and anger.
for sure amigo.
fo sho homes.
touche` amigo.
so whats shaken?
nice nice.
Peace, love, and disabled nuclear weapons.
catch ya on the flip side.
Boy you so showed them.
im on your side, mmk?
cause thats how we roll
so check this out
grr hehe haha hohoho
Luuuucyyyyy, you got some 'splaining to do!
sooner or later i'll never grow out of it.
im not going near you in a dark alley.
when i see you i'm all “Ctrl-X” on you and “Crtl-V” to my hard drive.
lala land is now open.
OKay muahz ttyl
LOvin' on the new digs.
just stoppin' by to hollar at cha.
Go now, and read like you have nothing better to do.
My very own flip flops.
thou fluffy tushie is 100% QC APPROVED!
Well done, that’s tight.
Take it easy you sheik monkey you.
Fatality! *mortal combat music*.
You’re my pretty bumble bee.
Makes sense to moi. did i mention i taste good.
You’re pretty hip yourself, so that’s like a slice of cool, too.
wow oh man you taste good.
gosh oh man im amazing!
word to your mother.
you taste like a monkey, a monkey that's past its prime.
thanks to zume consulting, my business is cool like Nintendo dipped in salsa.
I'm doing swimmingly well thanks now taste my arm.
Frugal Frumpy Feline
Awesometastical Wombat
I'm in no mood for my shenanigans, help me tell myself off?
Good job, no dog food for you tonight!
plz. (please).
kthxbai. (ok thanks bye).
o rlly? ya rlly! no wai! (oh really, yea really, no way). says ur stating obvious.
lollerskates lollerblades lollercopter roffletank rofflecopter
rofl lol imho LULZ stfu
PWN PWN'D PWN Sale Today!
FTW (for the win)
*muah (kiss)
ttyl (talk to you later)
btw (by the way)
imho (in my humble opinion)
Huff Hufff
Durn Straight!
Aye I received it.
like it like that!
whoops babble….
holy cow.
snuggle wuggle
Get her, Megatron!
Waffle iron
live on tape
Sock puppet
Toe tappingly tragic!
sour skittles are most divine
Jell-O mold
Monkey + (anything)
ginormis humongo
<nice says> nice
puppy-labor
true love
robotic lasers
flesh-eating
weener dog
anti-gravitational
detox for technophiles.
i'll tell you what.
epidemic of hobo spiders
if you can figure out my code
golly gosh
darn it all to heck
awesome to the max limit max
hiyah (ninja kicking person).
*anger collision*
kay. ok.
field of dang
phantom hands
petrified
great googly moogly
Preposterous
slippy the happy space frog
for pineapples sake
ah hey hey
Chinese warlord
big chaos death
i died of death
quitchercomplainin
they be suckheads
snuffleupaguses ( from sesame street )
Sho fine.. Sho fine……
Jus chillaxin and rearrangeing
birth control pills are the scum of the world! next to cheap RAM
walkin' slooo-mo in my lowest gear. sly, no?
oh my geez, little fella the explody 'splosions are neat!
clicka. stoppa. stabba! kisso.(when kissing).
Woot, baby, woot.
dun-dun-dunnn!
Nooooo!!!Mooo
nibble-nibble
*ninja move*
excuse me if i, unlike you, do not welcome being grumpy.
let me continue my accurate discussion of how cool i am.
whatever floats your boat or finds your lost remote.
no need for youngsters to drink. They are usually stoked to the gills on ritalin.
-pinches it's graphic cheekies-
I prefer eating taco bell hot sauce, the stuff they got IN THA BACK baby That's some strong stuff, but then they told me it was the toilet cleaner and i was like “augh”.
No, Nada, nope, negatory, never, nuh uh, no can do, unable! Well ok I'll do it for a jellybean.
You're looking guilty, what did you do to me last night that I don't remember!
Why must you throw heavy bricks at the squirrel!?
There is an overly large block of cheese in the meat grinder, if you know what I mean!
Either you tell me where my car is or I break out the hot soldering iron.
You speak lies! I mean hello.
Read my lips- rub my tummy.
Eheheehee. Ahahaha. Ohohoho.
big bing bada boom.
you'll get all those sweet honies.
Bring me the head of the man who stole my chicken fingers!
Who dropped the soap?
pave the sticken Rain Forest and give school teachers stun guns!
this place has become a mecca of knowledge and hypotheticals.
Y'know in a crazy monkey kinda way, I can't wait.
“book so yummy, you can have it for breakfest, yum yum!”
Hurrah for teh leaky music industry.
Dear the Internet, rampant geek consumerism makes me go all girly and squealie!
A screaming wrenching bloody fiddle that I used to club my gnome statue's head open and then hacked into little bitty pieces yeeeeeeaaaaaaaarhhgg!! pant pant pant.
I wish the Smurfs were on… *sings the smurf song.*
hooo boy. ahh I'm confused now. ahhhh achk Ahhhck, ok I'm good.
::shock shock::
Well that was a nice ramble.
sleep was my best friend in high school, and my secret love affair in college.
I have a big cat in my pants.
I joke, I joke. No. Yes. I joke. Wait. No! No I joke. I JOKE! No…
While I was daydreaming instead of doing work today, I had an imaginary meeting with Godzilla; we both think you should post more pictures in your journal, especially silly ones with painted parts.
I'm off to frolic in the sprinklers like an insane child.
Ah, GeekFu nerdism… We on fire….wahhahah.
I was in a pretty bad funk for five hundred years or so.
If your tie pins the turtle wax, then kings with tails play bellybutton chess with pez dispensers.
i like his cousin, too.
*JUMPS AROUND LIKE A BUNNY WITH IT'S BUTT ON FIRE*
Also today- I managed to squeeze water from a rock. *serious face*
hoollo! vengeance is bad!
its been a hoot.
Made bet that I'd find bunnies in the game- if Gray is reading this, pay up you dirty monkey.
A hippie took my pants.
*HUGE SMILES SHOWING MY TEETH WHICH ARE VERY CLEAN BY THE WAY*
*goes silent and looks around*
You! Check out my silky skin!
If at first you don't succeed, hire organized crime goons.
You cannot defeat my DDR Stance! Attempt to show me what you have!
One word- Karaoke
You will have to forgive me, I cannot speak a word of boring-nglish.
Moldy jelly beans? That's the medicine daddy needs!
Grab the ointment!
Institute National Bunnygirl month, every month.
Someday when I have the T3 link-up, you will wish you had been nicer to me.
go outside instead of the poison you normally spread on the internets.
You let the Amish have electricity and all hell breaks loose.
What a vibrant coinkydink.
im trying to think of a nice way to say TORMENT OF BURNING BOILING BLISTERING HECK to a small child.
they changed barbie so she was wider and more proportioned? WELL NOW HER THIGHS DONT FIT INTO THE OLD BARBIES CLOTHES. shave them down with sand paper.
SUPA KAWAII!! no its not i just wanted to say that. but anyways look
an internexpert told me vats of rancid porridge are ze way of el future.
Captain Of The Space Tinkertoys is MS CRANKY PANTS TONIGHT!
During State of the Union address, play videotapes of special interest guy beatings as a warning to other special interests
cute as a button.
Faking violent death midway through call is mean.
youre right eye is the mafia.
No worries, we still have one tire not completely blown out.
“If only I were eight again”.
I can lift that using only my tongue.
he was attempting to detonate his car's gas tank.
But it is dark and I am wearing perminent sunglasses.
Do the jungle boogie, jungle boogie.
I appear to be taking major impalement wounds as a result of this exploded machinery being so close to my gut.
protect her from the online hooligans
hey (comma) mind games are bad (period space enter).
So.. screw them! Yeah, I said it! What you gonna do about it?!
aw dont be scared, they dont bite! but they do tear limbs apart and suckle the blood until its very molicules break down and become so unstable it tears apart the fabric of time. but they still dont bite!
who makes this shoddy schlock.
If I were to pay you, I wouldn't pay you for nothing. So WORK!
Gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.
i flipped! get it? like a card. you should write these down.
huge anonymous concrete structures of dubious function.
I giggled and tossed food to the deer, one deer threw the food back, then threw rocks at me, then broken bottles. I saw a deer kill a a man and eat his body, I have pictures.
see you there sweet cheeks.
Ninjas make your burgers for you in a secret and ancient method known only to them.
I guess youre wrong. (shut the heck up, to be more specific).
I'd eat a puppy to be where you are!
YOU SEEM TO BE MISTAKEN!!!!!!!!
i have this dang ol' sword for pinaple sakes!
ah holy, a talking lawn gnome!
holy not even funny! that scared me!
The floor is yours, wonderwoman…
you are clever wetting the floor, so i will fall down.
i dont care if you have a coupon! its a coupon to delete my mind? thats a pretty good coupon!
Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.
oh man, good stuff. i'll buy you out and take your ideas some day.
Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.
Warning, I brake for the heck of it, then I eat toast for the heck of it, then I drink tea for the heck of it, then then then…
I am a consumer freak, and how!
she pushes untill he attacks, then she karate chop his friggen head off!
scaaary nuns..ee….nuns. especially the flying ones. some of them are body builders.
cause that would make me cry all over the place.
Oven tan? That sounds like fun. Gimme a minute… *hour later and something smells burning*.
thai's all its good for, and that's why it was invented.
weve been dancing with the antilopes and zebra's, but now its time to get serious!
the sloth attacked me, it jumped at me from in its cage. jumped three inches, but it was a jump just the same. then it hissed. it was more of a hop and a yawn, but it sounded like a hiss.
THAT IS USEFUL NEWS GERALD… once i found a mouse in my house and i named him gerald. oh the times the mouse and i had.
normal life viewed through the lens of madness..? or normal madness viewed through sweet tastey pork.
the fleshreaper flies from house to house collecting torsos.
my homework was incinerated by liquid magma. no the hot kind.
After all this time >sniffsniffweeps< you remembered I punched you.
How to answer that age old question, how to exit a whales digestion.
Up to my ears in bitter tears.
For your unfortunate long winded talking, we have banished you to Mexico. I bid you, Adieu!
My act is all cleaned!
that man will be unlived..deadified..and killed along side the mean maneating spider.
I came back from the dead to say that the expressions in the last panel are delicious, like candy.
Cheer up ya and play nice.
be nice to zume! you guys prob wouldnt have even said anything if someone else wouldnt have started somethign first… quit being followers, jeez people!
It should be an accepted psychotherapeutic tool, like m&m's!
I do not care a moose.
people do mean things 'cause their scared that if they dont then someone will do mean things to them.
i can jump forward.
*boing boing boing* cafine attack!
):( happy AND sad!
i could go for a mansteak right now
im doing fitness, look at me!
*chibi fuzzy kiwi fluffy yummy lolipop kawaii kitten huggle glomp pooky snuggle wuggle candy glazed nummers*
boing boing boing, cafine attack!
*SNNNNOOORRRRREEEEEEE* Fuzzeh, dont leave me….*SSNNNNOOOOORRREEEEE* fuzzeh….
i big like your bracelets. gimme.
hey just droppin' by to show ur page some love.
Catch ya on the flip-side.
you honer me with words im not worthy to hear.
thank you for the speedy reply, your insight means a lot to me.
God bless and much love!
Hey what's up bro?
How are Ya?
I MISS YOU!!!!! :'(
I had fun tonight, ;)
Just droppin a line before I go 4x4in :)
Call Ya Later
You Freekin Rock. THAT IS ALL.
Hit me up some time
Hey what's up, just wanted ta stop by n' say hi missed ya.
I always have good times with you.
Twas good to see you this morning. My day can not go bad in any possible way now.
Hey Hey …… When I get some extra cash, you and I are going to LA.
Have a good one ;)
You're by far the coolest person I've ever met!
Yup. Just saying hi.
When you coming to kick it?
What's up my brotha' from anotha' motha'.
Whaaaa? Who're you? o.o
*sniff*. im going to keep you.
Add to humor links: http://rinkworks.com/said/language.shtml
And Bad Google Translation: http://douweosinga.com/projects/poetryintranslation
And Bad Analogies: http://funny2.com/questionableanalogies.htm
Were you present when your picture was taken?
How long have you been a Canadian?
Were you alone or by yourself?
So you were gone until you returned?
The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?
You were there until the time you left, is that true?
How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
The female you speak of, did she have a beard?
How many times have you sucessfully committed suicide?
How many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Was she your daughter all your life?
When a person dies in their sleep do they find out the next morning?
By whose death was your marrage terminated?
Was that the same arm you broke as a child?
Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment.
You were there until the time you left, is that true?
So you were gone until you returned?
Who's wife did you bring on your honeymoon?
Do you speak English or a language?
What were you doing when you were waking up this morning?
Where was your car at the time it broke down on Main street?
Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
I need blades for my belt sander.
What time does the 7 o'clock ferry leave?
Where do you think water comes from? The SKY?
How much is that $10 watch?
Didn't he die in a car crash flying to France?
You Canadians hate stereotypes!
Your drivers license wont work, you need a photo ID.
I'm looking for a VCR repair video on VHS.
Great New Taste with Same Great Taste!
Ears pierced while you wait.
Free Parking $7 per day.
If you cant read, phone the number on page 5.
Be Kind - Please Rewind This DVD.
Toilets out of service. Please use closest floor.
Open 12 noon to 12pm.
Do not open this door when locked.
Please no stolen credit cards.
All three involved races are represented in the memorial: African American, White, and Caucasian.
Don't eat with your mouth full!
We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
You'll know it like the back of your head.
Let's take a wild stab in the back.
Diet plans that don't work, Try another one.
It works great. It just won't come on.
Are the alligators real?
What time can I feed the bears?
Raw toast? Eww.
How often do you mow the tundra?
Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
Did people build this, or did Indians?
How much of the cave is underground?
Do you put the wild animals away at night?
So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
Does it ever rain in the cave?
Is this cavern just a hole in the ground?
Are there schools in Canada? Are there phones in Canada?
How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the Elk Crossing signs?
Is that two kilometers by foot or by car?
I saw an animal today. Could you tell me what it was?
You cook with fire? Dont your pans melt?
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
The pedestrian was confused, so I nudged him with my car.
The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
No you cant order a dozen, we only serve 6 and 12.
If it's in stock, we have it!
The patient has no past history of suicides.
The patient refused an autopsy.
The skin was moist and dry.
She is numb from her toes down.
She was sick so I had her shot.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
My fortune cookie said, “Your next interview will result in a job” and I like your company in particular.
I'll need $30K to start, full medical, three weeks vacation, stock options and ideally a European sedan. Imediate retirement prefered.
I vow to fulfill the goals of the company as long as I live.
I'm looking for a life size model of the earth.
Is the basement upstairs?
Bridge may be.
Caution Water On Road During Rain.
Members and non-members only.
Max weight 187 or more.
Product not meant for light or dark conditions.
and an extra big hug back to you!
mwhahaha….nice we make a good team
Let's see… what part does kitty want petted?
Yay! It's name! *huggles*
*tries to pounce on it*
I am… *strikes a pose* The hotttnesssss!
. Sweet! -n_n-

my self-esteem is now boosted one point!!
Really? - clings -
o_o - stalk, stalk -
O.O …. Oh no… Oh, dearie me…
:blushed:
I luff yew! .__.
the seal cup
*pokes*
looks soooo kawaii! I wanna pet him…
;~;
Let's go out! …Side!
stop calling me bunny-chan!
start sweating really BIG tear drops
'nuff said
major drag
No kidding
BLOG-a-RIFFIC
AHAHA, AHA, HA. No, man. No.
Hehllsyez
how cud ne1 eat sumfin so quikly
stfu plz =)
o rly? YA RLY. No wai!
LEIK KAWAII!!!1!!1!11111!!!1
LOLOLROFLCOPTER!!!11

u fr3ak
ph33l teh ph33r!
wsup peeps
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLz
Ur un42n8ely ZUXXERS
wan sum lo!l
cuz Aiight wuts wrng yur mom is n00b liek u hahea
pry ur not runnin a good copy of the internet
wut u use aol
U KAN REED I KAN RITE.
SHARUP ur f4ce!
yeaaaaaaaahh!! anime Raaaaaaawks!!Pika Pika!
AAAHHHHHHH SUGOIIIIIIIIIIIII
WHERE IS YE OLDE TUTORIAL
W@t r j00 ta1kin b0u+, n00b?????/?SLASH?QUESTIONMARK?
“ROFLCOPTER”,“ROFLAMETHROWER”, “LOLERBLADES” lollercoaster
ROFLCAKE: A form of ROFL, where “CAKE” is usually replaced by other foods (eg, “BURGER”, “SANDWICH”)
…Luffs on you <3
luuuuuurv you!
i luvz u
1 #3@R7 U
Just what I needed!
Yes finally!
How the Smeegle did you do that????
You do it so well.
Tooo much…cuteness…..overload…brain….malfunction *twitch twicth ka-booooom*.
*Overwhelmed by hero awe/respect/etc.*
way up there with the sheep thing. For suresies.
Persnickity Cats.
Yuckin' it up (chatting).
SlangCabulary.
scrumptious or scrump-didily-umptious
Eee ChibiPlushie! Will it make me all better… *squishes!* It totally does. :D
Came out very well!
HOTCHI MOTCHI! That art is good!
You have just become my hero times ten. Times taco salad.
Your art is even better than my secret fantasy of being locked in a Bestbuy store with fierce ninja monks and battling to the honorable death! KO!
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