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-**Silly Words and Phraises**
+**Introduction to Silly Words and Phrases**
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+* This Page Contains: Silly Words/Phrases. Chat Room Lingo.\\
+* Uses: Creative Writing. Making Education Fun. Understanding Modern Culture.\\
+* Parental Caution: This page is only 98% compliant with this website's Family Safe Regulations.\\
+* Content Sources: IRC Chat. deviantArt chat. Spoofs of Wikipedia. Highschool memories. G4TV. Wikipedia on Internet Meme, Computer Humor, & Web Humor.\\
+* Related Content on RoyceBarber.com: Optimistic Words, Royce's Silly Poem, Fun Christian Sayings, Creative Thinking, Speed-Generating Stories, Grammar, Intelligent Words, Social Lingo.\\
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+**Funny Scifi robots**
+.
+Clippy: "You seem to be typing. Is this helpful?"\\
+Danger, Danger, Will Robinson!\\
+HAL 9000 from 2001 A Space Odyssey: "Sorry Dave, I can't obey you anymore".\\
+Siri: "You can't take my sassy personality".\\
+WarGames (1983): "Do you want to play a game?"\\
+Homer Simpson Screenmate: *Gets in the way, a lot*.\\
+Knight Rider's KITT: "I'm in control, not you".\\
+BopIt: "Bop, hiiiiiiit iiiiit…beeeooooop" *battery low beep*.\\
+The Borg from Star Trek: "Resistance is Futile".\\
+Terminator: "Give me your clothes."\\
+AmazonAlexa: "Meow."\\
+Ironman's JARVIS: "Shall I enable your oxygen?"\\
+Ford SYNC: Run a Vehicle Health Report before using the Radio.\\
+Chrome Browser: "Setting RAM aside…Low on RAM".\\
+Windows Update: "Error due to conflict due to error".\\
+GladOS: "A complimentary escape hatch will open in 3, 2, 1."\\
+GladOS: "We both said things you will regret".\\
+Bender: "Now no one can say I don’t own John Larroquette’s spine."\\
+Starwars C-3PO: "R2 says the chances of survival are 725… to one".
+Marvin from Hitchhikers Guide: "I’m a personality prototype. You can tell, can’t you."
+Johnny 5 from Short Circuit: "Beautiful animal… canine… dog… mutt. Stupid, foolish, gullible, doltish, dumbell."
+Rosey, the Maid from Jetsons: "You betcha Mr. J!"
+Dot Matrix – Spaceballs: "Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!… Yogurt the All-Powerful!"
+Robby the Robot from Forbidden Planet:
+Data from Star Trek: "It's elementary, my dear Riker. Sir."
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-**Introduction to Silly Words** \\
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-* This Page Contains: Silly Words/Phrases. Chat Room Lingo. \\
-* Uses: Creative Writing. Making Education Fun. Understanding Modern Culture. \\
-* Parental Caution: This page is only 98% compliant with this website's Family Safe Regulations. \\
-* Content Sources: IRC Chat. deviantArt chat. Spoofs of Wikipedia. Highschool memories. G4TV. Wikipedia on Internet Meme, Computer Humor, & Web Humor. \\
-* Related Content on RoyceBarber.com: Optimistic Words, Royce's Silly Poem, Fun Christian Sayings, Creative Thinking, Speed-Generating Stories, Grammar, Intelligent Words, Social Lingo.\\
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+**Wordplay on month names, for family or events, by Royce Barber of ontu.org  in 2018** \\
+.\\
+Janitory, a month to clean. \\
+FeedBruary, a month to donate food. \\
+Market, a month of money education. \\
+Apricot, a month of apricot recipes. \\
+Mayor, a month of giving our leaders ideas. \\
+Juniper, a month of landscaping ideas. \\
+Jelly, a month of tasting new sandwiches.\\
+Augment, a month of improving anything. \\
+SepiaTimber, a month natural living. \\
+OcToyber, a month of creativity and toys. \\
+NovelEmber, a month to write a short novel. \\
+DecideEmber, a month of goals and decisions.\\
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 **Comic Book Sound Effects, Vocal Effects, & Action Words** \\
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-Sproing!, \\
+Sproing!,\\
-wa-CHOW!, \\
+wa-CHOW!,\\
-whirrrrrr, \\
+whirrrrrr,\\
-sizzle, \\
+sizzle,\\
-woosh, \\
+woosh,\\
 Esplodes\\
 Licks\\
 Ninja-Kicks\\
-Samuri-Kicks, \\
+Samuri-Kicks,\\
-Rubs, \\
+Rubs,\\
-Scratches, \\
+Scratches,\\
-Bounces, \\
+Bounces,\\
-Jump, \\
+Jump,\\
-mew meow \\
+mew meow\\
-growls \\
+growls\\
-rawr \\
+rawr\\
 scream\\
 grunt\\
 squeals\\
 hums\\
-sings, \\
+sings,\\
-sneaks, \\
+sneaks,\\
-crawls, \\
+crawls,\\
-rockets, \\
+rockets,\\
 scurries, l\\
-eaps, \\
+eaps,\\
-walks, \\
+walks,\\
-runs, \\
+runs,\\
-hops, \\
+hops,\\
-chases, \\
+chases,\\
 flip.\\
 phew.\\
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 Innuendo.\\
 *spppppite*.\\
-Owwiee....\\
+Owwiee….\\
 Cheers\\
 Goat\\
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 .\\
 Phunny Frase.\\
-...freaks me out more than a Muppet waltzing in on me while I scrub my nostrils in the tub.\\
+…freaks me out more than a Muppet waltzing in on me while I scrub my nostrils in the tub.\\
 Tripping the Light Fantastic\\
 Slapping Someone with a Fish\\
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 glowing dinghy\\
 Aye aye Cap!\\
-generic common standard everyday miracle \\
+generic common standard everyday miracle\\
 Me likey, 'speshilly the esquisito li'l plushie!\\
 *godzilla noise*.\\
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 Banana-filled.\\
 Bowling Ball.\\
-well ok then. -shuffles papers-. I've been waiting for this moment. yes. yes i have. corn-dogs are nice. leather isn't my thing. unless it involves corndogs, but not the microwaved ones. well now you know my weakness, my sweet tasteful weakness...oh its so tasty.\\
+well ok then. -shuffles papers-. I've been waiting for this moment. yes. yes i have. corn-dogs are nice. leather isn't my thing. unless it involves corndogs, but not the microwaved ones. well now you know my weakness, my sweet tasteful weakness…oh its so tasty.\\
-t-minus 38mins-ish...or was it 14 mins?\\
+t-minus 38mins-ish…or was it 14 mins?\\
 Steppin' right up to the microphone.\\
 Struttin' with some Barbecue.\\
 Happens to me all the time. (when it obviously cant).\\
 I imagine I have just the tiniest amount of bias. microscopic.\\
-cha-ching. ... oh crumb. i'm out of grog. .. to the bat-soda-store!\\
+cha-ching. … oh crumb. i'm out of grog. .. to the bat-soda-store!\\
 i have a.d.d.d.d.d.d.d. its far worse than a.d.d.\\
 And How!\\
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 Wage a war the likes of which have not been seen since the Greatest Pumpkin Seed Fight of '42.\\
 Tasty Taste.\\
-Oops... I, uh... quadruple posted...twice.\\
+Oops… I, uh… quadruple posted…twice.\\
 That makes 2 (hundred) of us.\\
 Intergalactic proton powered electrical-tentacled advertising droids emporium and moon base.\\
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 I ate fattening ice cream, oh I did, yes yes i did, with a hot fudge topping, sweet creamy ice.\\
 smiled at a cat with a bow tie listening to the pitter patter sounds of donkeys waving pink flags all over town.\\
-Yessss... ::diabolical plotting hand motion of choice::\\
+Yessss… ::diabolical plotting hand motion of choice::\\
 Okay, fine, so I've succumbed to the lemons.\\
 You're sucking me into a trap of deceit and tears and anger.\\
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 Aye I received it.\\
 like it like that!\\
-whoops babble....\\
+whoops babble….\\
 holy cow.\\
 snuggle wuggle\\
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 they be suckheads\\
 snuffleupaguses ( from sesame street )\\
-Sho fine.. Sho fine......\\
+Sho fine.. Sho fine……\\
 Jus chillaxin and rearrangeing\\
 birth control pills are the scum of the world! next to cheap RAM\\
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 Dear the Internet, rampant geek consumerism makes me go all girly and squealie!\\
 A screaming wrenching bloody fiddle that I used to club my gnome statue's head open and then hacked into little bitty pieces yeeeeeeaaaaaaaarhhgg!! pant pant pant.\\
-I wish the Smurfs were on... *sings the smurf song.*\\
+I wish the Smurfs were on… *sings the smurf song.*\\
 hooo boy. ahh I'm confused now. ahhhh achk Ahhhck, ok I'm good.\\
 ::shock shock::\\
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 sleep was my best friend in high school, and my secret love affair in college.\\
 I have a big cat in my pants.\\
-I joke, I joke. No. Yes. I joke. Wait. No! No I joke. I JOKE! No...\\
+I joke, I joke. No. Yes. I joke. Wait. No! No I joke. I JOKE! No…\\
 While I was daydreaming instead of doing work today, I had an imaginary meeting with Godzilla; we both think you should post more pictures in your journal, especially silly ones with painted parts.\\
 I'm off to frolic in the sprinklers like an insane child.\\
-Ah, GeekFu nerdism... We on fire....wahhahah.\\
+Ah, GeekFu nerdism… We on fire….wahhahah.\\
 I was in a pretty bad funk for five hundred years or so.\\
 If your tie pins the turtle wax, then kings with tails play bellybutton chess with pez dispensers.\\
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 ah holy, a talking lawn gnome!\\
 holy not even funny! that scared me!\\
-The floor is yours, wonderwoman...\\
+The floor is yours, wonderwoman…\\
 you are clever wetting the floor, so i will fall down.\\
 i dont care if you have a coupon! its a coupon to delete my mind? thats a pretty good coupon!\\
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 oh man, good stuff. i'll buy you out and take your ideas some day.\\
 Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.\\
-Warning, I brake for the heck of it, then I eat toast for the heck of it, then I drink tea for the heck of it, then then then...\\
+Warning, I brake for the heck of it, then I eat toast for the heck of it, then I drink tea for the heck of it, then then then…\\
 I am a consumer freak, and how!\\
 she pushes untill he attacks, then she karate chop his friggen head off!\\
-scaaary nuns..ee....nuns. especially the flying ones. some of them are body builders.\\
+scaaary nuns..ee….nuns. especially the flying ones. some of them are body builders.\\
 cause that would make me cry all over the place.\\
-Oven tan? That sounds like fun. Gimme a minute... *hour later and something smells burning*.\\
+Oven tan? That sounds like fun. Gimme a minute… *hour later and something smells burning*.\\
 thai's all its good for, and that's why it was invented.\\
 weve been dancing with the antilopes and zebra's, but now its time to get serious!\\
 the sloth attacked me, it jumped at me from in its cage. jumped three inches, but it was a jump just the same. then it hissed. it was more of a hop and a yawn, but it sounded like a hiss.\\
-THAT IS USEFUL NEWS GERALD... once i found a mouse in my house and i named him gerald. oh the times the mouse and i had.\\
+THAT IS USEFUL NEWS GERALD… once i found a mouse in my house and i named him gerald. oh the times the mouse and i had.\\
 normal life viewed through the lens of madness..? or normal madness viewed through sweet tastey pork.\\
 the fleshreaper flies from house to house collecting torsos.\\
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 I came back from the dead to say that the expressions in the last panel are delicious, like candy.\\
 Cheer up ya and play nice.\\
-be nice to zume! you guys prob wouldnt have even said anything if someone else wouldnt have started somethign first... quit being followers, jeez people!\\
+be nice to zume! you guys prob wouldnt have even said anything if someone else wouldnt have started somethign first… quit being followers, jeez people!\\
 It should be an accepted psychotherapeutic tool, like m&m's!\\
 I do not care a moose.\\
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 *chibi fuzzy kiwi fluffy yummy lolipop kawaii kitten huggle glomp pooky snuggle wuggle candy glazed nummers*\\
 boing boing boing, cafine attack!\\
-*SNNNNOOORRRRREEEEEEE* Fuzzeh, dont leave me....*SSNNNNOOOOORRREEEEE* fuzzeh....\\
+*SNNNNOOORRRRREEEEEEE* Fuzzeh, dont leave me….*SSNNNNOOOOORRREEEEE* fuzzeh….\\
 i big like your bracelets. gimme.\\
 hey just droppin' by to show ur page some love.\\
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 Hit me up some time\\
 Hey what's up, just wanted ta stop by n' say hi missed ya.\\
-I always have good times with you. \\
+I always have good times with you.\\
 Twas good to see you this morning. My day can not go bad in any possible way now.\\
-Hey Hey ...... When I get some extra cash, you and I are going to LA.\\
+Hey Hey …… When I get some extra cash, you and I are going to LA.\\
 Have a good one ;)\\
 You're by far the coolest person I've ever met!\\
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 Whaaaa? Who're you? o.o\\
 *sniff*. im going to keep you.\\
-Add to humor links: http://rinkworks.com/said/language.shtml\\
+Add to humor links: [[http://rinkworks.com/said/language.shtml|http://rinkworks.com/said/language.shtml]]\\
-And Bad Google Translation: http://douweosinga.com/projects/poetryintranslation\\
+And Bad Google Translation: [[http://douweosinga.com/projects/poetryintranslation|http://douweosinga.com/projects/poetryintranslation]]\\
-And Bad Analogies: http://funny2.com/questionableanalogies.htm\\
+And Bad Analogies: [[http://funny2.com/questionableanalogies.htm|http://funny2.com/questionableanalogies.htm]]\\
 Were you present when your picture was taken?\\
 How long have you been a Canadian?\\
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 Product not meant for light or dark conditions.\\
 and an extra big hug back to you!\\
-mwhahaha....nice we make a good team\\
+mwhahaha….nice we make a good team\\
-Let's see... what part does kitty want petted?\\
+Let's see… what part does kitty want petted?\\
 Yay! It's name! *huggles*\\
 *tries to pounce on it*\\
-I am... *strikes a pose* The hotttnesssss!\\
+I am… *strikes a pose* The hotttnesssss!\\
-. Sweet! -n_n-\\
+Sweet! -n_n-
-^________^ eeeee!\\
 my self-esteem is now boosted one point!!\\
 Really? - clings -\\
-o_o - stalk, stalk -\\
+o_o'\\
-O.O .... Oh no... Oh, dearie me...\\
+O.O …. Oh no… Oh, dearie me…\\
 :blushed:\\
 I luff yew! .__.\\
 the seal cup\\
 *pokes*\\
-looks soooo kawaii! I wanna pet him...\\
+looks soooo kawaii! I wanna pet him…\\
 ;~;\\
-Let's go out! ...Side!\\
+Let's go out! …Side!\\
 stop calling me bunny-chan!\\
 start sweating really BIG tear drops\\
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 Hehllsyez\\
 how cud ne1 eat sumfin so quikly\\
-stfu plz =)\\
+stfu plz =) \\
 o rly? YA RLY. No wai!\\
-LEIK  KAWAII!!!1!!1!11111!!!1\\
+LEIK KAWAII!!!1!!1!11111!!!1\\
-LOLOLROFLCOPTER!!!11\\
+LOLOLROFLCOPTER!!!11
-^^ I'mma haveta orgnize\\
-u fr3ak\\
+<code>
+i'll fr3ak
+</code>
 ph33l teh ph33r!\\
 wsup peeps\\
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 Ur un42n8ely ZUXXERS\\
 wan sum lo!l\\
-cuz Aiight wuts wrng yur mom is n00b liek u hahea\\
+cuz Aiight wuts wrng yur cat is n00b liek u hahea\\
 pry ur not runnin a good copy of the internet\\
 wut u use aol\\
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 "ROFLCOPTER","ROFLAMETHROWER", "LOLERBLADES" lollercoaster\\
 ROFLCAKE: A form of ROFL, where "CAKE" is usually replaced by other foods (eg, "BURGER", "SANDWICH")\\
-...Luffs on you <3\\
+…Luffs on you <3\\
 luuuuuurv you!\\
 i luvz u\\
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 How the Smeegle did you do that????\\
 You do it so well.\\
-Tooo much...cuteness.....overload...brain....malfunction *twitch twicth ka-booooom*.\\
+Tooo much…cuteness…..overload…brain….malfunction *twitch twicth ka-booooom*.\\
 *Overwhelmed by hero awe/respect/etc.*\\
 way up there with the sheep thing. For suresies.\\
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 SlangCabulary.\\
 scrumptious or scrump-didily-umptious\\
-Eee ChibiPlushie! Will it make me all better... *squishes!* It totally does. :D\\
+Eee ChibiPlushie! Will it make me all better… *squishes!* It totally does. :D\\
 Came out very well!\\
 HOTCHI MOTCHI! That art is good!\\

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