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- | **Introduction to Quick Jokes: **Thanks to the people who have made and improved these puns over the years. My part is mostly to simplify long jokes into short ones. | + | **Introduction to Quick Jokes: **Thanks to all funny people through time. My part is to simplify long jokes into one sentence. -Royce |
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* Why did the orange go blind? He was low on vitamin C (See)!\\ | * Why did the orange go blind? He was low on vitamin C (See)!\\ | ||
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**ANIMAL Jokes and Puns** \\ | **ANIMAL Jokes and Puns** \\ | ||
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**MEDICAL Jokes and Puns** \\ | **MEDICAL Jokes and Puns** \\ | ||
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**CRIME Jokes and Puns** \\ | **CRIME Jokes and Puns** \\ | ||
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* Airport security are really some detectives, they are always "cracking cases".\\ | * Airport security are really some detectives, they are always "cracking cases".\\ | ||
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**MONEY Jokes and Puns** \\ | **MONEY Jokes and Puns** \\ | ||
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**NATURE Jokes and Puns** \\ | **NATURE Jokes and Puns** \\ | ||
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* Don't test the depth of a river with both feet.\\ | * Don't test the depth of a river with both feet.\\ | ||
* How does a tree feel at spring? Relieved.\\ | * How does a tree feel at spring? Relieved.\\ | ||
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**SPORTS Jokes and Puns** \\ | **SPORTS Jokes and Puns** \\ | ||
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**SCIENCE Jokes and Puns** \\ | **SCIENCE Jokes and Puns** \\ | ||
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* Where does an astronaut writer hang out? He Escapes to the Space Bar. He had no Control of his Shift.\\ | * Where does an astronaut writer hang out? He Escapes to the Space Bar. He had no Control of his Shift.\\ | ||
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**INSULT Jokes and Puns** \\ | **INSULT Jokes and Puns** \\ | ||
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* You're not just a tool, you're the entire shed.\\ | * You're not just a tool, you're the entire shed.\\ | ||
* You're not the sharpest crayon in the silverware bucket.\\ | * You're not the sharpest crayon in the silverware bucket.\\ | ||
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**MORE (misc) Jokes and Puns** \\ | **MORE (misc) Jokes and Puns** \\ | ||
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* I asked a mermaid if her fridge is running. She said no, it's swimming.\\ | * I asked a mermaid if her fridge is running. She said no, it's swimming.\\ | ||
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**From Internet Memes aka Motivational Posters** \\ | **From Internet Memes aka Motivational Posters** \\ | ||
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**Advice for Jokes and Timing** \\ | **Advice for Jokes and Timing** \\ | ||
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**Internet Resources** \\ | **Internet Resources** \\ | ||
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* I've done my best to shorten the long-winded jokes I hear, to maximimise face-palm laughter.\\ | * I've done my best to shorten the long-winded jokes I hear, to maximimise face-palm laughter.\\ |