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-**Introduction to Quick Jokes: **Thanks to the people ​who have made and improved these puns over the years. My part is mostly ​to simplify long jokes into short ones.+**Introduction to Quick Jokes: **Thanks to all funny people ​through time. My part is to simplify long jokes into one sentence-Royce
  
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 * Why did the orange go blind? He was low on vitamin C (See)!\\ * Why did the orange go blind? He was low on vitamin C (See)!\\
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 **ANIMAL Jokes and Puns** \\ **ANIMAL Jokes and Puns** \\
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 **MEDICAL Jokes and Puns** \\ **MEDICAL Jokes and Puns** \\
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 **CRIME Jokes and Puns** \\ **CRIME Jokes and Puns** \\
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 * Airport security are really some detectives, they are always "​cracking cases"​.\\ * Airport security are really some detectives, they are always "​cracking cases"​.\\
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 **MONEY Jokes and Puns** \\ **MONEY Jokes and Puns** \\
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 **NATURE Jokes and Puns** \\ **NATURE Jokes and Puns** \\
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 * Don't test the depth of a river with both feet.\\ * Don't test the depth of a river with both feet.\\
 * How does a tree feel at spring? Relieved.\\ * How does a tree feel at spring? Relieved.\\
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 **SPORTS Jokes and Puns** \\ **SPORTS Jokes and Puns** \\
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 **SCIENCE Jokes and Puns** \\ **SCIENCE Jokes and Puns** \\
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 * Where does an astronaut writer hang out? He Escapes to the Space Bar. He had no Control of his Shift.\\ * Where does an astronaut writer hang out? He Escapes to the Space Bar. He had no Control of his Shift.\\
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 **INSULT Jokes and Puns** \\ **INSULT Jokes and Puns** \\
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 * You're not just a tool, you're the entire shed.\\ * You're not just a tool, you're the entire shed.\\
 * You're not the sharpest crayon in the silverware bucket.\\ * You're not the sharpest crayon in the silverware bucket.\\
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 **MORE (misc) Jokes and Puns** \\ **MORE (misc) Jokes and Puns** \\
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 * I asked a mermaid if her fridge is running. She said no, it's swimming.\\ * I asked a mermaid if her fridge is running. She said no, it's swimming.\\
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 **From Internet Memes aka Motivational Posters** \\ **From Internet Memes aka Motivational Posters** \\
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 **Advice for Jokes and Timing** \\ **Advice for Jokes and Timing** \\
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 **Internet Resources** \\ **Internet Resources** \\
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-**FootNotes and Misc...**+**FootNotes and Misc**
  
 * I've done my best to shorten the long-winded jokes I hear, to maximimise face-palm laughter.\\ * I've done my best to shorten the long-winded jokes I hear, to maximimise face-palm laughter.\\
humor/quick_jokes.txt · Last modified: 2018/03/26 19:37 by reb