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❤ A three ring circus is engagement ring, wedding ring, then suffer-ing.\\ | ❤ A three ring circus is engagement ring, wedding ring, then suffer-ing.\\ | ||
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- | ❤ A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.\\ | + | ❤ A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. |
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+ | ❤ My husband yaps so much his tongue got sunburnt, so I bandaged his mouth shut. \\ | ||
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❤ My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield\\ | ❤ My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield\\ | ||
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❤ Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.\\ | ❤ Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.\\ | ||
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- | ❤ By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. – Socrates\\ | + | ❤ By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. – Socrates\\ |
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❤ Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.\\ | ❤ Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.\\ |