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 ❤ A three ring circus is engagement ring, wedding ring, then suffer-ing.\\ ❤ A three ring circus is engagement ring, wedding ring, then suffer-ing.\\
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-❤ A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.\\+❤ A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong
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 +❤ My husband yaps so much his tongue got sunburnt, so I bandaged his mouth shut. \\
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 ❤ My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield\\ ❤ My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield\\
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 ❤ Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.\\ ❤ Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.\\
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-​​​​​​​ ​By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. – Socrates\\+❤ By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. – Socrates\\
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 ❤​​​​​​​ Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.\\ ❤​​​​​​​ Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.\\
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