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| - | ❤ My wife is a doctor, but her patients are sick, I told her it must be her face. \\ | + | ❤ My wife is a doctor, but her patients are sick, I told her it must be her face.\\ |
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| ❤ I never thought I'd be glad to see her again, and you know what, I'm not. | ❤ I never thought I'd be glad to see her again, and you know what, I'm not. | ||
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| ❤ An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie\\ | ❤ An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie\\ | ||
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| - | ❤ Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.\\ | + | ❤ Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.\\ |
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| ❤ By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. – Socrates\\ | ❤ By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. – Socrates\\ | ||
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| - | ❤ Jill: If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee. Jack: If you were my wife I'd drink it. | + | ❤ Jill: If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee. Jack: If you were my wife I'd drink it.\\ |
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| + | ❤ Marriage is an institution, who wants to live in one of those? - Groucho Marx. Submitted by Tim Ehnstrom of Springfield MA. | ||
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