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I made some of these, while others I greatly shortened or modified. **- Royce E. Barber**

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====== The Big List of Faith Bumper Stickers ======

* Physics was discovered to explain God's forces.

* Honk if ya love Jesus. Text if ya wana meet him.

* Do you follow Jesus this close?!

* iPray, available in crimson or snow.

* IF U WERE ON TRIAL 4 LOVING JESUS, WOULD THERE B EVIDENCE 2 CONVICT U?

* In Event of Rapture, This Vehicle is Unmanned.

* God is not Democrat, Republican, Independent, Tea Party, Pirate Party, etc.

* Elect Christ Jesus as your savior.

* Jesus would have used TURN SIGNALS.

* Body Piercings Saved My Life.

* My boss is a Jewish carpenter.

* Scientists with faith, cherish the creation they study.

* Kindness is difficult to give away, because it keeps coming back!

* B.I.B.L.E. stands for Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.

* Humans try to fix problems with duct tape. God did it with nails.

* Have you made God smile today?

* Too blessed to be stressed.

* How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?– None. Atheists don't see THE light.

* Be blessed, not stressed.

* Jesus: Everything else will fade.

* Science: The Study of God's Creation.

* Consider: Amateurs Built The Ark; Professionals Built The Titanic!

* Warning: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

* Don’t give God instructions – just report for duty.

* The Ten Commandments are not multiple choice.

* Nuns preach hell as if they were born and raised there.

* Pick one for your school: Murder, or the Bible.

* Life is a box of chocolate. What flavor will you get? Simply READ the back of the box.

* Jesus loves ya, and I'm trying!

* Beauty is an act of God.

* Don't "Just Do It", Pray First!

* "Dear God, why do you let bad things happen in schools?" God replied " Dear Son, I'm not allowed in schools."

* Our Sundays are better than an ice cream shop.

* Aspire to inspire before you expire.

* Under same management for 2,000 years.

* Practice what HE preached.

* Virtuous Reality is User Friendly.

* Heck is for people who don't believe in Gosh. (Thanks to Vince Prince for wanting to make a t-shirt out of this.)

* Too Blessed To Be Stressed.

* Jesus paid a debt He didn't owe because we owed a debt we couldn't pay.

* You can no more outgrow your need for God than you can outgrow your need for oxygen.

* God: so personal that in comparison we are cold as stones.

* Famous last words: I did it my way.

* Don’t miss life’s best. Find God.

* Only with Jesus can you reach your full potential.

* Jesus is so far ahead of his time, no one can catch up.

* God is larger than any church building.

* No one can ignore Jesus forever.

* It will work out perfectly – if you let Jesus take control.

* Awesome: you don’t know the meaning of the word until you meet Jesus.

* How impersonal God seems is a measure of the distance you have put between yourself and God.

* Life: the time God gives you to determine how you spend eternity.

* God’s art: Half completed art looks odd. Wait till you see it through.

* Jesus: add a whole new dimension to your life.

* This side of eternity we see only a fraction of the picture.

* Jesus put the amazing in grace.

* Wise men still seek him.

* God cares.

* Take a friend to heaven.

* One Planet Under God.

* Enlighten Up.

* Real Women Love Jesus.

* Real Men Love Jesus.

* Real Governments Love Jesus.

* Grace met grace so gracefully!

* You think life is full of surprises? Wait till you die!

* Better to face the truth now, than after death.

* Guess who created pleasure. He might just know a thing or two . . .

* Turn the despair of being alone into the wonder of being alone with God.

* People ignore God and then blame him for the chaos that results.

* Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

* The Bible: More up-to-date than tomorrow’s newspaper.

* Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What’s yours?

* In an ever-changing world, Jesus is the certainty.

* Man’s way leads to a hopeless end. God’s way leads to an endless hope.

* Find God. You were born to appreciate perfection.

* Clear conscience makes a soft pillow.

* Give God what’s right, not what’s left.

* We don’t change the message, the message changes us.

* Don’t say ‘Our Father’ on Sundays and spend the rest of the week acting like an orphan.

* Sin would be less attractive if the wages were paid immediately.

* Kneel before Jesus and you can stand before anyone.

* Big Bang: God said bang.

* 7 days without God, makes one //Weak//.

* 1 Cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

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