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-====== Useful ​for... ======+Use this humor for sermons, License Plate Borders, T-Shirts, Essay Titles, Journal Titles, Poster Typography, Graphics, Mailing List or Group Names, Personal Motto'​s,​ etc!\\ 
 +Some of these are funny, while some are simply cheesy.\\ 
 +These are all in good humor, please use the contact page to contribute more.
  
-Sermon Humor, License Plate Borders, T-Shirts, Essay Titles, Journal Titles, Poster Typography, Graphics, Mailing List or Group Names, Personal Motto'​s,​ etc!\\ +I made some of these, while others I greatly shortened or modified**- Royce EBarber**
-Some of these are funny, while some are simply motto'​s.\\ +
-These are all in good humor, please use the contact page to contribute more. - Royce +
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 * Do you follow Jesus this close?! * Do you follow Jesus this close?!
  
-* iPray.+* iPray, available in crimson or snow.
  
 * IF U WERE ON TRIAL 4 LOVING JESUS, WOULD THERE B EVIDENCE 2 CONVICT U? * IF U WERE ON TRIAL 4 LOVING JESUS, WOULD THERE B EVIDENCE 2 CONVICT U?
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 * Life is a box of chocolate. What flavor will you get? Simply READ the back of the box. * Life is a box of chocolate. What flavor will you get? Simply READ the back of the box.
  
-* Jesus loves you, and I'm trying!+* Jesus loves ya, and I'm trying!
  
-* Beautyan act of God.+* Beauty ​is an act of God.
  
 * Don't "Just Do It", Pray First! * Don't "Just Do It", Pray First!
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 * "Dear God, why do you let bad things happen in schools?"​ God replied " Dear Son, I'm not allowed in schools."​ * "Dear God, why do you let bad things happen in schools?"​ God replied " Dear Son, I'm not allowed in schools."​
  
-Try our SUNDAYS. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.+Our Sundays ​are better than an ice cream shop.
  
 * Aspire to inspire before you expire. * Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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 * Only with Jesus can you reach your full potential. * Only with Jesus can you reach your full potential.
  
-* Jesusso far ahead of his time that we’re still no closer to catching ​up.+* Jesus is so far ahead of his timeno one can catch up.
  
-* God is bigger ​than any church.+* God is larger ​than any church ​building.
  
 * No one can ignore Jesus forever. * No one can ignore Jesus forever.
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 * Big Bang: God said bang. * Big Bang: God said bang.
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 +* 7 days without God, makes one //Weak//.
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 +* 1 Cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
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 +{{  :​humor:​bumper-sticker-banner.png?​nolink& ​ }}Got any ideas? Leave a comment.
  
  
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