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| - | ====== Useful for... ====== | + | Use this humor for sermons, License Plate Borders, T-Shirts, Essay Titles, Journal Titles, Poster Typography, Graphics, Mailing List or Group Names, Personal Motto's, etc!\\ |
| + | Some of these are funny, while some are simply cheesy.\\ | ||
| + | These are all in good humor, please use the contact page to contribute more. | ||
| - | Sermon Humor, License Plate Borders, T-Shirts, Essay Titles, Journal Titles, Poster Typography, Graphics, Mailing List or Group Names, Personal Motto's, etc!\\ | + | I made some of these, while others I greatly shortened or modified. **- Royce E. Barber** |
| - | Some of these are funny, while some are simply motto's.\\ | + | |
| - | These are all in good humor, please use the contact page to contribute more. - Royce | + | |
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| * Do you follow Jesus this close?! | * Do you follow Jesus this close?! | ||
| - | * iPray. | + | * iPray, available in crimson or snow. |
| * IF U WERE ON TRIAL 4 LOVING JESUS, WOULD THERE B EVIDENCE 2 CONVICT U? | * IF U WERE ON TRIAL 4 LOVING JESUS, WOULD THERE B EVIDENCE 2 CONVICT U? | ||
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| * Life is a box of chocolate. What flavor will you get? Simply READ the back of the box. | * Life is a box of chocolate. What flavor will you get? Simply READ the back of the box. | ||
| - | * Jesus loves you, and I'm trying! | + | * Jesus loves ya, and I'm trying! |
| - | * Beauty: an act of God. | + | * Beauty is an act of God. |
| * Don't "Just Do It", Pray First! | * Don't "Just Do It", Pray First! | ||
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| * "Dear God, why do you let bad things happen in schools?" God replied " Dear Son, I'm not allowed in schools." | * "Dear God, why do you let bad things happen in schools?" God replied " Dear Son, I'm not allowed in schools." | ||
| - | * Try our SUNDAYS. They are better than Baskin-Robbins. | + | * Our Sundays are better than an ice cream shop. |
| * Aspire to inspire before you expire. | * Aspire to inspire before you expire. | ||
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| * Only with Jesus can you reach your full potential. | * Only with Jesus can you reach your full potential. | ||
| - | * Jesus: so far ahead of his time that we’re still no closer to catching up. | + | * Jesus is so far ahead of his time, no one can catch up. |
| - | * God is bigger than any church. | + | * God is larger than any church building. |
| * No one can ignore Jesus forever. | * No one can ignore Jesus forever. | ||
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| * Big Bang: God said bang. | * Big Bang: God said bang. | ||
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| + | * 7 days without God, makes one //Weak//. | ||
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| + | * 1 Cross + 3 nails = 4 given. | ||
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| + | Got any ideas? Leave a comment! | ||
humor/faith_bumper_stickers.txt · Last modified: 2018/02/22 23:49 by reb
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